SEPARATED AT BIRTH

Hey.....Mum always was worried that I might not be a dog really, and here is proof.


Which one is the hairy nosed wombat??????

Pets Rock!

There is a lot of media about how helpful pets are. We soothe you, relax you, make you exercise, make you work so you can afford to feed us...take us to the vet..that kind of thing. oh, have I gone off argument here? Anyway, proof today that pets are fabulous with a story in the DAILY TELEGRAPH about a BUNNY WHO SAVED it's Mummy and Daddy's lives by alerting them to a fire.

Had Bunny been a dog..he would have woofed....Had Bunny been a cat, he would have meowed.....but Bunny, with nothing else to alert his family with....scratched, and scratched and scratched.

I can't believe OPI publicity doesn't get onto this one and give the Bunster free manicures for life..

On you Bunny for giving pets a good name!
Love
Headphones

While Ella's Away

While Mum was away I was spending some time on the internet, looking at doggie sites...that type of thing..and I read in the herald that Celine Dion's cover of ACDC's You Shook Me all Night Long was voted worst cover version of the year...I thought I would share it with you, I howled!!!!!!!!!
Love headphones
keep Wagging

The way it should be

Christmas Dog s Singing

Pussy Galore!

I received this kind missive from Sooty....cool cat extraordinaire! I like to share. Well except my meals, my toys,my basket, my Mum...um..

Hey Headphones,

I know you're just a dog, but anyone knows that chocolate is a killer when it comes to K-9 and feline digestion. You should know better and what about all the fuss you caused?

My old lady insists that I lick the end of an ice-cream but you see I much prefer pate which I can score from the neighbours next door. Just makes me purr with delight.

Anyway, mate - keep the snaking under control - we need to preserve our lifestyles, and making our housekeepers stay at home and fuss is not the answer to a long life on the sofa.

Sorry your paw got a No 1 blade, but you're a dog - suck it up!

PS – here is my photo – am I a bit gorgeous – this was taken first thing in the morning, before coffee

Yours
Sooty
Paw Power!

Lucy's Mum comments!

Headphones! What were you thinking?! You know that eating chocolate is against the doggy rules...didn't you ever go to Puppy Pre-school? Actually, I didn't go to training either but my Mummy Teyah reads sooo many books about dogs that she has it covered and lectures me on what I should and shouldn't be doing all the time ( lucky she rubs my belly while she does this or I'd have to just give her a wee nip.) Where was Dr Harry when your Mummy needed him? Stick to pigs ears ok? OR lizards....Love Lucy the Wonder Dog XXXX